images %IMG_DESC_8% %IMG_DESC_1%Legal08-08 02:22 PM1.Losing all your friends Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends." 2. Brother wanted A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother".... Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER".... 3. Meaning of WIFE Husband